“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”

“He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.”

“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.”

“He swapped the fistful of my shirt for one in my hair, and ground his mouth against mine. I exploded. I shoved at him, and clawed him closer. He shoved me back, and yanked me tighter to his body. I pulled his hair. He pulled mine. He didn‘t fight fair. Actually, he fought exactly fair. He didn‘t extend courtesies, not a single one. I bit his lip. He tripped me and pushed me down to the stone floor of the cavern. I punched him. He straddled me. I ripped his shirt down the front, left it hanging in tatters from his shoulders. "I liked that shirt", he snarled. He rose over me, a dark demon, glistening in the torchlight, dripping sweat and blood, his torso covered with tattoos that disappeared beneath his waistband. He grabbed the hem of my shirt, tore it straight up to my neck, and inhaled sharply. ”

“I wear my faith on my sleeve."~R. Alan Woods [2012]”

“He shoved his hands in his pockets. His hair fell into his eyes, blocking my new favorite view.”