“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male”
“Don't talk to me. I'm tired and grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you.”
“Are you paying me a compliment? I just want to be sure, so I don't miss it.""You make it sound like I'm mean and horrible because I don't throw myself at your feet.""You don't have to throw yourself at my feet. Although if you want, I'm sure I can think of something for you to do while you're down there.”
“testosterone driven penile fever”
“Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you.-Effie Kaligaris”
“There's no boot."No boot?"No."That makes me sad."I ate it."You ate the boot?"Yes."Was it good?"No. Were the cigarettes good?"No. I couldn't finish them."I couldn't finish the boot.”