“She had such control of tone, in her text messages, she was the Edith Wharton of text messaging.”
“I’ll respond to your text message, baby.”
“A frequent exchange of text messages is not a relationship. It's not even a pen-pal.”
“A text message has no soul, no matter how many commas you shift.”
“Don't send me a text message. I seldom respond to them. Use poetry.”
“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message. ”