“Dude, you are not equating being on that lame-ass Star Search wannabe show with hosting American Bandstand, are you?”
“Twin, sagging is seriously lame. It's so cliched gang-wannabe circa 1990s. Hotties should just say no to it.”
“If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.”
“Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.”
“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.”
“If you look at the media now all of the hosts of these other shows are interviewing themselves. The guests are a prop for the hosts on these cable networks. The guests for me are always the paramount.”