“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”
“You might as well face it. You're not going to be able to fight for the crown. You'll just have to grit your teeth and let us hand it over to you at the bargaining table.”
“When you're testing to see how deep water is, never use two feet.”
“If you're going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.”
“In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”
“Even if you're going to die, you might as well die pretty.”