“Come on, asshole,” Paul said as he stepped onto the porch. “Come make me cry— I dare ya.”
“Don’t you dare fucking come before me, you asshole!”
“eragon and his brother are making me anxious as to what is to come ya?”
“Come on, lover, let's have a look," Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached to him—like a large barnacle”
“I couldn't have been more than six, but I was calling her an ignorant little bitch. Her momma stood on the porch step shaking her mop at me and saying there were snakes and lizards coming out of my mouth, to which I said i didn't give a shit.”
“God doesn't come to sit on the porch and sip lemonade. He comes to take over.”