“He looked like a Yanni fan at an Iron Maiden Concert.”

“...and still Eden was avoiding him like he was a Bieber fan at a Korn concert.”

“It was Friday tomorrow and still Eden was avoiding him like he was a Bieber fan at a Korn concert.”

“Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.”

“Sex is like math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply." Yannie-gator46”

“Where woman do not fit the Iron Maiden [societal expectations/assumptions about women's bodies], we are now being called monstrous, and the Iron Maiden is exactly that which no woman fits, or fits forever. A woman is being asked to feel like a monster now though she is whole and fully physically functional. The surgeons are playing on the myth's double standard for the function of the body. A man's thigh is for walking, but a woman's is for walking and looking "beautiful." If women can walk but believe our limbs look wrong, we feel that our bodies cannot do what they are meant to do; we feel as genuinely deformed and disabled as the unwilling Victorian hypochondriac felt ill.”