“Oddly enough, I find the best hostages are the live ones. - Karl”
“Not very good with death? Father was a military man, and military men lived with death; lived for death; lived on death. To a professional soldier, oddly enough, death was life.”
“I you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.”
“Existing is not quite enough. Passionate living is the best revenge.”
“I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.”
“A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”