“This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair? I’d call this progress. ~Jaime Vegas”
“And the bad guys love to pick on the defenseless necromancer. This time, though, I swear I won’t get kidnapped or possessed. ~Jaime Vegas”
“Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas”
“One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas”
“Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas”
“For ruining a fact, do not attack it, defend it badly.”