“Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man.”
“I've never felt like this before, with anyone. It's against the rules of surviving.”
“1a) Never throw shit at an armed man.1b) Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.”
“Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.”
“...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.”
“I thought instead of a good rule for survival on Wall Street: Never agree to anything proposed on someone else's boat or you'll regret in in the morning.”