“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.”
“Watch it...people who keep things inside them develop all sorts of disease...all that emotional gunk's got to find an outlet. Angry people develop cysts; stubborn people get arthritis; resentful people die of cancer.”
“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
“A daughter without her mother is a woman broken. It is a loss that turns to arthritis and settles deep into her bones. ”
“Then I remember that God is really, really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's hands and fingers don't work as well as they used to.”
“Here she is at her kitchen table, fingering a jigsaw of thalidomide ginger, thinking about the arthritis in her hands.”