“You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.”

“you can plan so that nothing goes wrong in life. But something will, and it won't be what you expected to go wrong. So make sure you're with someone who will help you bail the water out of the boat, not someone who will blame you for the hole.”

“Cthulhu seems like kind of a wuss if he can be trapped by a sinking island or killed by a boat.""That’s just because the stars aren’t right. When the stars are right, it don’t matter how many boats hit him. He’ll sink whole continents and lick off the people like salt off a pretzel.""Says you.""You keep talking smack like that, he’s gonna eat you first.”

“But all the love in the world won't save a sinking ship. You have to either bail or jump overboard.”

“You have the patience of a saint," I grumbled, slouching into a chair. "And besides, you don't hang out with him 24/7.""Neither will you. It's only 24/6.""Same difference. It might as well be 24/10."She frowned. "That doesn't make any sense.”

“(24/7) once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.”