“Everyone says I'm like the girl next door...Y'all must have really weird neighbors”
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?”
“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
“I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?”
“Everyone loves a villain. Or maybe not a villain, exactly, but someone you can point out and say, "I might be weird, but I'm not weird like her.”
“It is my belief that, given the necessary physical likeness, it was far easier to pretend to be king of Ruritania than it would have been to personate my next-door neighbor.”