“How seriously can I take myself? I'm just one of six billion people, right?”
“I will take as a given that, for most people, somewhere between six and seven billion of them, the perfect job is the one that takes the least time.”
“We are fornicating in the sight of six billion people.”
“I talk about love, forgiveness, social justice; I rage against American materialism in the name of alturism, but have I even controlled my own heart? The overwhelming majority of time I spend thinking about myself, pleasing myself, reassuring myself, and when I am done there is nothing to spare for the needy. Six billion people live in this world, and I can only muster thoughts for one. Me.”
“I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.”
“I have had all I can stand of not taking myself seriously.”