“I've had cancer twice and if I had to pick one fate for you, cancer or fertility problems-I'd pick cancer.”
“I had cancer, you fuck!”
“I'd rather have cancer than a dishonest heart. Which isn't being pious. Just practical. Cancer may cool you, but the other's sure to.”
“When one person gets cancer, the whole family gets cancer.”
“I have cancer. Cancer doesn't have me.”
“But of course there is always a hamartia and yours is that oh, my God, even though you HAD FREAKING CANCER you give money to a company in exchange for the chance to acquire YET MORE CANCER.”