“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.”
“I'm sorry if I pissed you off.I'm sorry if I acted like a fucker.But I'm not sorry for chasing off that pansy ass that used to have what's mine.Because you're my girl now and I won't have that asshole sniffing around where he doesn't belong.”
“Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
“Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes your the bug.”
“When you act like a nice guy, everyone examines your motives with a microscope. When you act like a conscienceless louse, they generally take you at face value.”
“Sometimes you have to go on when you don't feel like it, and sometimes you're doing good work when it feels like all you're managing is to shovel shit from a sitting position.”