“Aren't the Amish against violence?Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish...so remember what I say.”
“I didn’t really get to experience much where I come from.”“Ohhh….so you’re Amish. Is this like your Rumspringa?” I giggled.“Something like that.” “So you are Amish?”Joel laughed. “No, I’m not Amish.”
“I love how you aren't weird and awkward, despite the fact that you've been severely cut off from socialization to the point where you make the Amish look trendy.”
“They (Amish) don't take no for an answer.”
“The Amish are islands of sanity in a whirlpool of change.”
“Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.”