“I suppose you can't interview Virgin Val without bringing up Kyle Hamilton”

“Apparently what I inspired by Kyle Hamilton who was a multiple personalities disorder”

“Aparentemente lo que yo inspiraba en Kyle Hamilton era un trastorno de múltiples personalidades.”

“If ever a girl was [worth waiting], Val, it'd be you, but I can't promise that. You have no idea what my life is like. There are always too many beautiful and willing women. There's too much temptation. Too much expectation. If I wasn't getting it from you I'd probably stray. I know how that sounds, but I'm just being honest. I'm only human, Val. A weak one who's been indulged way too long. I can't give you what you're asking for because I'm afraid of breaking your heart.”

“El Top Ten de Razones Porqué Virgen Val Apesta”10. Me llamó hombre—de—un—solo—éxito.9. No aprecia el encantador sobrenombre que le di.8. Me hace escribir blogs estúpidos sobre ella a las cuatro de la mañana.7. Alienta a la gente a que no tenga sexo.6. Me mandó a volar cuando le pedí salir.5. Está enamorada de un idiota.4. No responde ninguna de mis llamadas.3. Le gusta coquetear con esa política de mira—pero—no—toques.2. Toqué un maldito concierto sólo para ella y ni siquiera vino cuando dijo que lo haría. (¡Eres una mentirosa!)¿Y la razón #1 de por qué la Virgen Val apesta?Porque la deseo de todos modos.”

“Oops,” I whispered as I met Ryan’s worried gaze. “Sorry about that.”“Are you kidding? That was great!”“Great? I knocked out the electricity.”“But you didn’t blow up my room.”

“She’s smokin’ hearts with a burnin’ flameShe’s got a wild side without a nameAnd when she’s riled it’s a cryin’ shameYeah! Yeah! Yeah! I’ve got it badYeah! Yeah! Yeah! I’m going’ madCause in your head you’ve got it rightWon’t go to bed without a fightYou think you’re wise, you think it showsSo show me wise without those clothesIsaac raised an eyebrow at me, but I couldn’t even shrug. I was frozen. My heart had stopped. Everything had stopped.She’s playin’ hardball and it’s nothin’ newShort skirts so enjoy the viewShe’s a coldblooded tease baby through and throughYeah! Yeah! Yeah! I’ve got it badYeah! Yeah! Yeah! I’m goin’ madCause in your head you’ve got it rightWon’t go to bed without a fightYou think you’re wise you think it showsSo show me wise without those clothesCome on Legs don’t go to wasteI could be your only savin’ grace”“Put those morals on the back burnerSomething tells me you’re a fast fast learnerAs I listened to the chorus taunt me over and over again until the song came to a climatic end, I somehow remembered to breathe.”