“What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good?”

“Captain's Log......Four days have passed with no sign of human life on this island. Hunger is about to push me to the point of......Eating pocket lint.It looks edible.”

“A wine cellar requires order, forethought and good taste,’ the old man used to say. ‘These are the virtues that made Britain great.”

“What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.”

“You’re just a young kid. What are you doin’ here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why… bird-doggin’ chicks and bangin’ beaver. What are ya doin’ here, for Christ’s sake? What’s funny about that? Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothin’ but complain about how you can’t stand it in this place here and then you haven’t got the guts just to walk out!”

“Pancakes taste best consumed in periods of sloth on protracted weekend mornings.”

“What's the rush? Recognise that with the time at our disposal, there is only a limited number of good books you can read, a few really good movies worth seeing, and a finite number of hours, days, years to enjoy them!”