“What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun.”
“I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what.”
“News is nothing but words, and you can never really tell if words are news.”
“Okay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news?”
“I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just telling you what you're going to do. There's a difference.”
“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. ”