“Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian.”
“Any librarian or scholar will tell you: Close is not the same as accurate.”
“Don't measure the size of the mountain; talk to the One who can move it.”
“Vulnerability is our most accurate measurement of courage.”
“A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth.”
“It makes logical sense that 168 is a greater number than 17, so why would you shelve 168 first? Because a librarian is always right. To the common man, this looks wrong, but to the librarian, this is right, because a librarian is never wrong.”