“What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.”
“We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice.”
“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?”
“This book I'm reading says if you want to be as thin as a stalk of celery, then that's what you should be eating. I'm not sure I want to look like celery, but I know I don't want to look like a biscuit.”
“If you've never eaten while crying you don t know what life tastes like.”
“<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum.”