“They wouldn't be so cocky if they knew what me and the moon have going.”
“If you knew what I knew, seen what I've seen, you wouldn't be so quick to pull the plow.”
“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”
“If you knew what those [pork rinds] did to your body, you wouldn't eat them.''If you knew when the last time I ate was, you wouldn't bother me.”
“What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.”
“--you wouldn't have hurt me like this for nothing. So what have I done? How have I wronged you? Tell me.”