“The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead. Stick with barley and spelt.”
“Rule No.37 The whiter the bread, the sooner you’ll be dead.”
“Love is spelt T.I.M.E.”
“Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.”
“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.”
“You can be the dead fish. I'll be the old stick”