“And it's beyond my energy to explain why I don't think that four-letter word that everyone's so obsessed over and that gets everyone into so much trouble and pretty much makes everyone behave like an ass can live in a place like this. Somewhere during dry cleaning, details, and missed meals, it flakes away and what you're left with is married people with a tolerable affinity for each other. That little four-letter word can exist only in poetry, or movies of 2 to 3 hours in length. Maybe in a mini-series.This place of dull details and irksome obligations is a home only to other four-letter words, which are used much more frequently.”
“There are few other four-letter words that hold us all in as much thrall as love.”
“Why use a 10 letter word you can barely pronounce...when a four letter one will do.”
“Debt is a four letter word and means a four word sentence - Be Prepared for Trouble.”
“Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time.”
“Hope was supposed to be a good thing, but it was starting to feel like every other four-letter word you're not supposed to say.”