“He really is alive.” “No thanks to you dicks.”
“Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick, & Colon.”
“The worst moment for an atheist is when he is really thankful and has no one to thank.”
“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.”
“You really should learn how to take a joke, as easily as you take a dick."-Shirley”
“He was a secret agent, and still alive thanks to his exact attention to the detail of his profession.”