“What luck. I chose the douche-y sounding one.”
“This Jacob dude sounds like a real Bilbo Douche-Baggins.”
“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”
“You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like TAKE LUCK.. If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. SHUT UP!”
“One day you will hear the sound of time rustling as it slips through your fingers like sand. Remember me then. I wish you luck.”
“The other day I was playing Scrabble. I saw that I could close the space in D-E- -Y. I had an N and an F. Which do you think I chose? What was the word I made?”