“Don’t stand up when you can sit down and don’t sit down when you can lie down.”
“Don't stand when you can sit; don't sit when you can lie down.”
“Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life?Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down.”
“Never run when you can walkNever walk when you can standNever stand when you can sitNever sit when you can lie down”
“Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.”
“According to Beckett's or Kafka's law, there is immobility beyond movement: beyond standing up, there is sitting down, and beyond sitting down, lying down, beyond which one finally dissipates.”