“With my book in one handAnd my drink in the otherWhat more could I wantBut fame,Better health,And ten million dollars?”
“I was worth about over a million dollars when I was 23 and over ten million dollars when I was 24, and over a hundred million dollars when I was 25 and... it wasn't that important — because I never did it for the money.”
“I'll illustrate the cover of your book for a million dollars. Wait, just let me find my crayons.”
“I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.”
“My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.”
“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”