“When life hands you lemons, squeeze the fuck out of them!!!”
“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”
“If life gives you lemon, squeeze them in people's eyes.”
“When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You’ll feel better.”
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”