“The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing!”
“I never read prefaces, and it is not much good writing things just for people to skip. I wonder other authors have never thought of this.”
“The TEN Commandments are not prefaced with "If you're in the mood".”
“Where to start is the problem, because nothing begins when it begins and nothing's over when it's over, and everything needs a preface: a preface, a postscript, a chart of simultaneous events.”
“PREFACE PROBLEM: Nobody reads prefaces.SOLUTION: Call the preface Chapter 1.NEW PROBLEM CREATED BY SOLUTION: Chapter 1 is boring.RESOLUTION: Throw away Chapter 1 and call Chapter 2 Chapter 1.”
“ I write for the beauty of the printed word"from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO”