“A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping. ”

“A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car”

“Coming to New York from the muted mistiness of London, as I regularly do, is like travelling from a monochrome antique shop to a technicolor bazaar.”

“How far should one accept the rules of the society in which one lives To put it another way: at what point does conformity become corruption Only by answering such questions does the conscience truly define itself.”

“The only other white people we saw during the three days we stayed there were a German couple intent on taking pictures of their stuffed sheep in a variety of locations around the world.”

“Don’t stand up when you can sit down and don’t sit down when you can lie down.”

“Cthulhu seems like kind of a wuss if he can be trapped by a sinking island or killed by a boat.""That’s just because the stars aren’t right. When the stars are right, it don’t matter how many boats hit him. He’ll sink whole continents and lick off the people like salt off a pretzel.""Says you.""You keep talking smack like that, he’s gonna eat you first.”