“I always go for confident girls!”

“Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back”

“I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with”

“That’s what I always wanted to know. Why would some fella be willing to do something generous for a kid he doesn’t even know?” Rodney asked. “Have to say I’m surprised, Mr. Burton. Of all the people on the face of the earth,” he said, his voice softening, “I figured if anyone knew the answer to that one, it’d be you.”

“Because if it didn't start out right, it's never going to be right. It's like going out with a guy you don't find attractive; no matter how nice he is, you're never gonna want to fuck him.”

“What you see is kinda what you get with me. I'm a very real person, or I hope to be, anyway. I don't have nothing to hide”

“I read the tea leaves as if they were wordsleft over from a conversation between two cups.”