“I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.”
“All programmers are optimists”
“Besides a mathematical inclination, an exceptionally good mastery of one's native tongue is the most vital asset of a competent programmer.”
“To a programmer, an operating system is defined by its API.”
“Mercy is the mark of a great man! (stabs defeated opponent) I guess I'm just a good man. (stabs opponent again) Well ... I'm alright.”
“Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.”