“I can't take a dick-measuring contest.". . ."I know Meshack has a big one. And from what I've felt, Zulu is big. Both of your dicks are equally big.”
“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.”
“Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.”
“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try to stick my dick in your closed, circular hand.”
“I look down. Ryodan’s dick is as big as mine. “Why the bloody hell don’t you wear underwear?” To an Unseelie prince, an exposed male dick is a call to battle. “They chafe. Too small and confining.” “Fuck you,” I say.”
“What was that you were saying about my mother?""She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife.”