“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the sucky power!”

“He called me a piece of cow poop!""Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow."Yeah! I was just talking to him, and he was all, 'Bull crap!”

“Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.”

“We might be dumb, y'all, but we have some pretty great ideas.”

“He's a Nethanderal! Behold the might of my caveman!"Mrs. Isaacs looked up at me, "I believe they're called 'Neanderthals', Hon."I looked down at my watercolor caveman, making a face as I felt like a Nethanderal, painting the wall of my cave. "Neanderthal just sounds so...Archaic.”

“Your ideas suck""So does my mouth. Why don't you get your dick over here and I'll demonstrate.”

“Dear Amy, It must really suck to know you peaked at twelve.Love, Kristen”