“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy's ass at a gay bar.”
“Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison”
“A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.”
“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.”
“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...”
“I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is air tight.”