“Don’t give me the evil eye. You were the one about to star in an X-rated porno flick."-Phineas”

“Digger motioned to Zoltan. “What about that one? He has funny eyes. Could be an alien.”“He’s Zoltan, a vampire like me,” Phineas explained.“Are you sure? Zoltan sounds like an alien planet.”

“Life is an X-rated soap opera.”

“They give an "X" rating to flicksWhere sex is the center of kicks,While violence and warAre considered fit forSmall children no older than six.”

“The director cleared her throat just a few shots in. “Um, so, is there anything you can do about that, Mr Cavendish? This is not an X-rated publication…”James, shameless bastard that he was, seemed completely unfazed. “You’ll just need to shoot me waist up. You were the one who wanted my girlfriend in the shot, putting her hands on me. What did you think was going to happen?”

“With flowers the sex is up-front and x-rated.”