“When life sucks, suck on a lemon; life'll seem a whole lot sweeter.”
“Lick hand. Sprinkle salt. Do the shot. Suck the lemon.”
“Being with a man incapable of telling a lie – a whole lot of awesome. Being with a man who could taste when you lied – sucked the big one.”
“Life sucks, but don't let it suck you in”
“Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. ”
“When life sucks, throw yourself into art.”