“If we were in a film, the villain would turn out to be the least-expected person. But as we aren’t in a film, I’d go for the character who tried to strangle you.”
“The moment we cry in a film is not when things are sad but when they turn out to be more beautiful than we expected them to be.”
“BiologyThe film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be? An hour laterThat was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.”
“If my life was a film, I’d have walked out by now.”
“To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to fake it in a film studio.”
“for a creative person starting out on a career, try not thinking about film or media or whatever. think about money.”