“You were talking to that niche in the wall again, Gwyneth. I saw you.""Yes, but it's my favorite bit of wall, Gordon. I'd hurt its feelings if I didn't stop and talk to it.”
“It's like banging my head against the wall, except if I were actually banging my head on a wall, I'd be able to make myself stop.”
“Talk. We are going to talk first. I want to see you smile and laugh. I want to know what your favorite show was when you were a kid and who made you cry at school and what boy band you hung posters of on your wall. Then I want you naked in my bed again.”
“It's quiet for a while, and then Rowan says; "We could talk now. We're alone out here. No walls.""There are always walls." I say.”
“I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!”
“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”