“The secret to a happy parternship? Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

“People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.”

“the serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself.”

“Parents who wish to train up their children in the way they should go must go in the way in which they would have their children go.”

“This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.”

“There is no such thing as a secret mind or secret me apart from the Lord.”

“Im not a gangster, I'm just a brother who fights back.”