“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.”

“Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!”

“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!”

“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”

“Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism"A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?"O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.”

“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.”

“Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian.""No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!”