“I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.”
“I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.”
“Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.”
“the problem with philosophy problems is that they don't have proper solutions”
“for philosophy, Socrates, if pursued in moderation and at the proper age, is an elegant accomplishment, but too much philosophy is the ruin of human life.”
“• "If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.”