“It's only a slight modification of causality.”

“First we need to get a buttload of nails.’‘A buttload? How much is that?’‘Uh…’Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of indefinite units of measurement. ‘I believe that’s slightly more than a shitload but much less than a fuckton.”

“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.”

“Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.”

“its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.”

“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”

“Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.”