“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”

“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.”

“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even if Mr. Semerdjian was watching - and he probably would be - it would appear to be undeniable, physical evidence that, sometimes, shit just happens.”

“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked."It's a Shakespearean word for whore."”

“Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!”

“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.”

“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”