“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.”
“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even if Mr. Semerdjian was watching - and he probably would be - it would appear to be undeniable, physical evidence that, sometimes, shit just happens.”
“I imagined it. I wrote it. But I guess I never thought I'd see it.”