“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked."It's a Shakespearean word for whore."”

“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”

“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.”

“Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!”

“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”

“Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.”

“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!”