“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”

“I feel stupidly flustered right now. “Okay, well, he’s still just like – and then there’s his friggin’ eyelashes—”“You noticed his eyelashes?” Amber asks, like it’s weird to do.It is, I realize with a horrible sinking feeling. It’s weird to notice somebody’s eyelashes.”

“I will not tell you our love story, because—like all real love stories—it will die with us, as it should.”

“Do you think the guy on the subway that is touching himself feels like he's spreading love? I will tell you right now there is a law against that.”

“Baby...i can't tell you how much i love you right now. My chest feels like it's going to explode, it hurts so much.”

“She's awake!By which I mean, of course, 'She's miraculously not dead, again,' since by all rights, you should be. Oberon must really love your dumb ass.”