“I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!”
“You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.""You should join a nudist colony”
“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.”
“The immediate issue here is whether the Pooh animals realise they constitute a de facto nudist colony.”
“If you want to see a rainbow you have to learn to see the rain.”
“I yelled for joy. We passed the bottle. The great blazing stars came out, the far receding hills got dim. I felt like an arrow that could shoot out all the way.”