“I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview”
“Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!”
“I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism.”
“Ask me. I'm a cow expert.”
“People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.”
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”